Listen.

The diseased Petrov family tree traces roots back to eastern Europe in the late sixteen-hundreds. Recognized as noble and peace-loving farmers, their reputation was forever tainted when adopted son, Ivalor Petrov’s sadism and depravity resulted in his entire family being murdered by an angry mob. Ivalor survived and made his way to the Americas where he started over.

He died most unpleasantly of dysentery of at the age of 22, boasting of having killed three people for each month he’d been alive. His descendents live in this house.